Hottest Legs Contest: Amanda Bynes Vs Stacy Kiebler

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Both these 2 No Doubt are extreamly hot, Both have amazing legs…Stacy of Course outbeats Amanda In Leg length, but who’s legs are hotter? Well in a Legs Vs Legs Contest for Height would go to Stacy, but Amanda’s Legs look alittle nicer then Stacy’s in my opinion So I Would go with Amanda’s! Im Sure Anyone else would probably agree with it or maybe not but hey everyone has an opinion!

The Battle of Legs Would Go to Amanda, Both Have great legs but Just seeing Amanda Grow up and wear these really short skirts just shows us she wants to be known as top dog when it comes to legs!

Titty Bounce Contest: Pam Anderson vs Dolly Parton

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Well Both Women have pretty damn big titties that for sure, but which could hold the pressure of a constant titty bounceoff? Of Course both are filled with Cleavage but age may also come into play here…Both would start off great for the firt minute or 2 then I see Dolly’s Back problems giving her problems as she would need to stop bouncing often, Pam would continue bouncing her massive juggs for us all to drool over as Dolly Starts up again she tries to pick up steam but in the end dollys boobs deflate into 2 empty dry jerky looking sacks!

Dolly gives it her best but age cought up with her, In the End Pams titties are still bouncing in the breeze as the winner of the titty bounce off!

Hell in a Cell: Govenor Arnold Vs Sly Stallone

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Its The Terminator vs Rocky Balboa, Its Stop! Or My Mom Will shoot! vs Kindergarten Cop! Back in the 70’s and 80’s Both of these guys would put on a hell of a fight! Punching and kicking the hell out of one another with maybe a few low blows mixed in! Nowadays though, both have of course advanced in age, one is a Govenor now and the other well don’t do much now after his last Rocky And Rambo Pictures….So Who would win today in a Fight Between Sly and Arnold? Age has been abit kinder to Arnold then to Sly So in terms of Hard hitting ability would go to Arnold, Sly has a Hard head though so maybe he could out last Arnolds Beatdown….in the 80’s Yes, today not hardly!

At the end of the night Arnold KO’s Sly in the Steel Cage!

Wet T-Shirt Contest: Odaly’s Garcia Vs Jackie Guerrido

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Holly Hell! To have 1 of these hotties next to you is great but to have both going at it in a Wet T-Shirt contest is even better! Before there was Jackie Guerrido There was Odaly’s Garcia, Sex Symbol in the 90’s with her great rack and her hot legs! After Odaly’s Came Jackie, Sex Symbol for the New Millenium, she too has a body that you’d wanna drool over and over again on…but who would actually win a wet t-shirt contest? Could there even be a clear cut winner amoung these 2? To Me…NO WAY! It Would be a Clear cut draw due to both of these women are mens fantasy’s and they would only care to see it no matter what the outcome may be!

Its a Dead tie! You cannot fathom a winner from these 2! Some may have other opinions but I don’t! It would be a Draw, but the male fans would be the winners in this one to actually see it happen!

Bra & Panties Match: E.D. Hill Vs Kiran Chetry

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Both of these Women Could give any man a run for there money, but in a bra and panties match I would have to give the outright edge to E.D., Don’t get me wrong Kiran is still hot but E.D. to me has a better body all in all, Kiran has good legs but E.D. has Good legs a Nice rump and has Breasts, you cant say that about Kiran whos pretty damn flat and needs some titties! Oh wait this is a fight? Oh well still Id Give the Edge to E.D., Shes a little hellcat but could get the job done! Kiran though likley wouldn’t participate in such a match though as she has a retard doushe for a husband and he would ban her from such a thing! Sad too!

Winner E.D. Hill For Looks and the fight

I Pitty The Fool Match: Mr T Vs Carrot Top!

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Well in this fight for age wise you’d have to let Carrot top win, But for Brains and Brawn Give the Edge to Mr T! Carrot top could try to use his props and bash a Watermealon on Mr T or maybe use a foam bat, but in the end Mr T Would grab him and choke him like a Chicken, will Mr T Pity this fool? I hightly doubt it! Carrot top will be begging for Mercy when Mr T has him in a Headlock about to rip his head from the rest of his body, then mabe T Will put him on amount over his fireplace!

Mr T Wins Hands Down!